Well, I'm really at a loss - which, if you knew me, would leave you similarly non-plussed.  I just don't know what to talk about.  I mean, the pope is dead - nothing.  Old GW is telling everyone how saddened he is by it - usually, that's enough for me to go ballistic.  Nothing.  So, I guess we're stuck talking about my favorite subject - men's feet!  Darn...I hate having to do that....LOL.

So, what to talk about?  Well, you already know that I love them.  You already know that I don't know why...so, why not show you the one's that make me crazy...the one's that knock my socks off, as it were....what type I find the sexiest...

Well, the most important thing is that the feet and toes be long.  Can't stand the stubby, fat ones.  Sorry, guys...don't mean to discount you that have the stubby, fat ones.  They're just not my cup o' tea...Long toes, yessiree, that's what I love....they look so damn hot in flip-flops, don't they?  Like the ones that the cutie in the first photo is wearing....

They should also be clean, as the ones our handsome businessman in the second photo has.  Notice - not a stain, not a smudge on them.  Nice and soft and clean....They could also be encased in socks - that's always a turn-on, too.

It doesn't hurt if they belong to a celebrity, particularly a hot Latin celebrity, such as Aaron Diaz, show modeling flip-flops in photo number 3.  Hot man, gorgeous feet - what more could a footer want?

They should also be tanned.  Long toes, clean and soft, tanned - those three things make up for the fact that the hunk in photo number 4 isn't a celebrity.  Who cares if he's a celebrity...look at those legs and those feet!

Now, in summation:  Long toes, tanned, clean and soft, celebrity (if possible,) and showcased in flip-flops....So, photo number 5 pretty much represents the perfect male feet.  Our friend in photo number six shows the perfect Perfect 10's off without flip-flops.  So, class - 5 and 6 represent the feet that I really get-off on....

So, what else?

Well, sometimes it makes it even hotter if the feet belong to a certain kind of man.  You know...maybe a cop, as shown in photo number 7.  So, if they're clean and soft and tanned and the toes are long and they belong to a cop - well, that's really hot, too!  Yeah, really hot....

Another factor that makes men's feet even sexier is the situational factor; in other words, where the feet are and why they're bare.  Bare feet on a guy in a towel in a hotel room are really hot.  Like the dude in photo number 8.  It's like you know there's going to be something going on because the guy's in a towel in a hotel room and his feet are bare....

Hair sometimes helps, too.  Not a lot...maybe just hairy ankles above the feet, or a soft dusting of hair on the instep and toes - you know, like Chris O'Donnell has in photo number 9.  So, clean and soft, tanned with long toes, a light dusting of hair and belonging to a celebrity lying on a bed in a hotel room are all really hot.  Imagine if it was a celebrity cop, like Mark Fuhrman - that would be totally hot!

French feet are super hot, in a situational and kind of person sort of way.  The fact that they're on a French celebrity - such as Christopher Lambert in photo number 10 - evokes images of French sex in a hotel room overlooking the Seine.  And we all know how great that kind of sex is....

Finally, if they're a bit boney and veiny, as the gorgeous stud in the final photo possesses, they're the ultimate feet.  There is just something so incredibly sexy about the bones and the veins - masculinity? - on tanned, clean, lean soft, situationally sexy, type of man feet are the best. 

To sum it all up:  Number 11.  Definitely number 11.  I could make a meal for a lifetime on the feet of number 11.

And there you have it....